Personalized digital downloads
The sock thief. The sofa monarch. The cat with a scandalous past. Turn their real photo and peculiar personality into a hilariously personalized newspaper.
In development. Preview creation and checkout are not live yet.
Your pet’s actual photo
A free watermarked preview first
One-time purchase. No subscription.
From camera roll to cover story
You supply the character. Our AI-powered pressroom supplies the comic drama. Here’s the experience we’re building.
Upload a clear photo of your dog or cat, add their name, and tell us about their funniest habits.
A few playful personality questions inspire a custom headline and short newspaper story starring your pet.
See a free watermarked edition before choosing a high-resolution download or the social and printable bundle.
Pawparazzi Post
By the very good boy desk
Biscuit, a self-appointed laundry inspector, declined to comment after three missing socks were discovered beneath his favorite cushion. His legal team maintains that he was simply keeping them warm.
Sample copy • Not a generated customer preview
Made for the group chat
A keepsake with a punchline. The planned premium bundle gives you versions for Facebook and Instagram posts, TikTok storytelling, and printing at home.
This sample demonstrates the editorial tone; the personalized generator is still in development.
Planned launch pricing
Start with a free watermarked preview. Only buy an edition you want to keep.
The front-page edition
$9.99
One personalized digital download
Coming soon • Digital delivery only
The full press kit
$19.99
Premium social media + printable bundle
Coming soon • No physical item included
Stop the presses
Meet the idea before it hits the newsstand. Take a look at our sample, then start thinking about your pet’s most newsworthy habit.
Explore the sample editionPre-launch concept • No payments or paid services activated